A day out with mafuffinguntaston
Oh yes it is indeed our yearly day out, last year it was Brighton with mafuffinguntason whizzing up and down the promenade reassuring everyone and any one I’m a woman you know, or was that too much little Britain.
This year already on our 3rd bottle of Britain’s best red, which on first tasting could be red x but after the second who cares, we are on bus sharp at 08.15am and departing the exotic and daring delights of digbeth bus station on our way to Claxton on sea with the seaside holiday bus company, not at the higher end of the market but they do give you a seat and are will to pull over on the hard shoulder should you have the urge to relive yourself of some of the red wine if only to make room for more.
Time passes quickly onboard the seaside holiday express bus even after many stops singing turns to dancing and dancing turns again in to singing then sleeping and finally awakening only to find out you had your head in some strangers lap, you don’t mind as long as they don’t dribble after all your on a day out and it’s probably why most travellers return year after year
After arriving and staggering a long the see front we decide its time for a brown ale and a pie, so off we go to the purple penguin seemed a sort of sea fairing establishment not obvious from the name but we have a nose for that sort of thing, would it be fit to cater for mafuffinguntason and myself. Oh well only one way to find out. We enjoyed the brown al stout and slab of well matured cheese it went down well with a room full of tobacco smoke and a good old fashioned sing a long, before we new it we had scored a bulls eye a little surprising as the dart board was actually behind us, oh well time to leave as usual just before were due to pay the next round.
Fresh air made us choke as we walked again along the sea front this time enjoying a 99, she had asked me for a 69 but I knew what she really wanted men are good at that knowing what woman want, I thought it strange that she left most of it all over her face and the ice cream man didn’t want to engage in conversation I thought perhaps he was not too well paid and the children can be a bit much so we bid him good day.
Days going so fast time ticking by, just time to nip in to the off-licence and stock up for the trip home and a quick burger or two for me and for ma! Well she insisted on one of those extremely large hot dogs covered off course in mayo and mustard with relish all over it, she said it was worth the wait it has been a very long time since she had a twelve inch sausage all to her self, I laughed the way ma! Gobble it down I don’t think any one else would have got a bite.
On the coach now every one happy singing dancing sleeping and mooning oh sorry that was the driver, ma! Managed to snog six passengers before we set off I think the ice cream helped.
We all arrive back pissed and well fed and most of us with some one we never went with.
We do highly recommend the seaside holiday express bus company, perhaps you would join us on next years day out
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