TAX TIME
A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm
a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to re phrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work.
Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry
farmer." The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with
being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry Farmer it is."
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